Dog: (padding underneath my radiator with his paw, inadvertently swiping at notebooks and a bag)Me: No. No. No. Xavier. No.
-Dog bone emerges from underneath radiator with continued swiping.-
Dog: (keeps swiping until dog bone is acquired. Puts dog bone in mouth and happily trots away leaving notebook and bag behind.)
Me: Oh. Smart ass dog.
#adayinthelife
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