disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

"

If they don’t reply to your texts — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t call you — they’re not interested in you.

If they forget your birthday — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re hung up on their ex — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re obsessed with being single — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want to meet your friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want you to meet their friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t ask questions about your life — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t tell you things about their life — they’re not interested in you.

If they only speak to you when they want to have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they only have sex with you when they’re drunk — they’re not interested in you.

If they say “should we just keep this between us?’ after you have sex with them — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they can always find a psychobabble rationale about who “I am” or “you are” or “we are” as reason why you can’t be together — they’re not interested in you.

If they have said for more than six months that they would like to be with you “BUT” — they’re not interested in you.

And if you still need convincing — think of it this way. Think of what the real day-to-day of life is taken up by. Life is birthday parties at terrible pubs. Life is losing your credit card and the annual Melbourne Cup sweepstake in the office. Life is hen’s nights, bucks’ nights, sitting on the phone for three hours to get U2 tickets and not getting them, the apartment upstairs flooding your house, interval training, calorie counting, cancer scares, illegal mini cabs, Secret Santa, rail replacement buses and Dido albums. Dogs die, cars crash, bin liners break, contracts end, curtain rails collapse, trains get delayed, football teams lose. Divorce happens and so do earthquakes and so does An Audience With Michael Bublé. Landlords put rent up, phones get stolen and the supermarket often completely runs out of hummus.

Now, taking all of the above into account — you look me dead in the eye and tell me the truth. Do you really have enough spare energy to pursue someone who isn’t interested in you? Do you really want to waste any more time on top of all of that? No. Me neither. So give it up, my friend. It’s a loser’s game. Delete their number. Don’t go on any more dates with them. Stop lurking their Facebook page. Feels good, doesn’t it?

"

Dolly Alderton 

(via bewwbs)

needed to read this right now

(via summerseeminglust)

Made me cry

(via bearwoman)

i can’t reblog this enough

"

If they don’t reply to your texts — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t call you — they’re not interested in you.

If they forget your birthday — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re hung up on their ex — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re obsessed with being single — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want to meet your friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want you to meet their friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t ask questions about your life — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t tell you things about their life — they’re not interested in you.

If they only speak to you when they want to have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they only have sex with you when they’re drunk — they’re not interested in you.

If they say “should we just keep this between us?’ after you have sex with them — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they can always find a psychobabble rationale about who “I am” or “you are” or “we are” as reason why you can’t be together — they’re not interested in you.

If they have said for more than six months that they would like to be with you “BUT” — they’re not interested in you.

And if you still need convincing — think of it this way. Think of what the real day-to-day of life is taken up by. Life is birthday parties at terrible pubs. Life is losing your credit card and the annual Melbourne Cup sweepstake in the office. Life is hen’s nights, bucks’ nights, sitting on the phone for three hours to get U2 tickets and not getting them, the apartment upstairs flooding your house, interval training, calorie counting, cancer scares, illegal mini cabs, Secret Santa, rail replacement buses and Dido albums. Dogs die, cars crash, bin liners break, contracts end, curtain rails collapse, trains get delayed, football teams lose. Divorce happens and so do earthquakes and so does An Audience With Michael Bublé. Landlords put rent up, phones get stolen and the supermarket often completely runs out of hummus.

Now, taking all of the above into account — you look me dead in the eye and tell me the truth. Do you really have enough spare energy to pursue someone who isn’t interested in you? Do you really want to waste any more time on top of all of that? No. Me neither. So give it up, my friend. It’s a loser’s game. Delete their number. Don’t go on any more dates with them. Stop lurking their Facebook page. Feels good, doesn’t it?

"

Dolly Alderton 

(via bewwbs)

needed to read this right now

(via summerseeminglust)

Made me cry

(via bearwoman)

i can’t reblog this enough

venomdelights:

"Song"
Christina Rossetti, 1830-1894
Made By: VenomDelights
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venomdelights:

"Song"

Christina Rossetti, 1830-1894

Made By: VenomDelights

escap3-th3-soci3ty:

prettypastelcastle:

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

cute c:

♥

escap3-th3-soci3ty:

prettypastelcastle:

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

cute c:

hexxxes:

rhymeswithcinderella:

minicomix:

Part of Julia Gfrörer's comic from Bird Hurdler

this reminds me of hexxxes tee hee :3

I love this :3

hexxxes:

rhymeswithcinderella:

minicomix:

Part of Julia Gfrörer's comic from Bird Hurdler

this reminds me of hexxxes tee hee :3

I love this :3

wasiawasia:

My current situation.

Did I mention that I have 2 babies? 😍
Chacha and Zola.

"Man’s task is to become conscious of the contents that press upward from the unconscious."
Carl Gustav Jung (via panatmansam)

tittyxo:

daydreams of living independently and being financially stable

  • Salman Rushdie: If you're writing something 100-150,000 words long, they will not be the perfect 150,000 words.
  • Siri Hustvedt: Yes, and lots of perfect novels aren't great!
  • iwontexplainit:

    Kill Bill Vol.1 - Soundtrack

    YESSSS

    tamthewriter:

    Women do not exist in a state of default consent.

    Women do not exist in a state of default consent.

    Women do not exist in a state of default consent.

    vikinglordlesnar:

    WWE having their own pseudo-news program should be a thing

    Scott Stanford and Renee as the anchors because I’m pretty sure they did the TV network thing before coming to WWE (I know Scott was part of NBC 4 in NY)

    They have the control room they can use as the backdrop

    It needs to be a thing