Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
"what i never
from my mother
just because someone desires you
not mean they value you.
desire is the kind of thing that
leaves you starving."
The Color of Low Self Esteem (Nayyirah Waheed)
"The first duty of the novelist is to entertain. It is a moral duty. People who read your books are sick, sad, traveling, in the hospital waiting room while someone is dying. Books are written by the alone for the alone."
Donna Tartt, author of The Secret History (via vintageanchorbooks)